Vintage 90s t shirt with a cartoon of two bears who have just eaten someone saying "That cracks me up. 'I'm a vegetarian!!' he screams... like we care.
Please see measurements and condition below. Every garment we sell is authentic vintage and one-of-a-kind! You will receive the exact item photographed.
Condition: Very good vintage. Has a couple faint spots that should come out with cleaning.
Best fits women’s: labelled Medium
Taken from seam to seam while the garment is lying flat. Double the armpit, waist, and hips
For reference, model is 5’9” and measures 34-26-37.
Length from Top: 25”
Armpit to Armpit: 20“
Shoulder to Shoulder: 17“
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Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Just contact me within: 5 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
All of our items are genuine vintage; we don't make them ourselves. If you are looking for something specific, send us a message as we may have it in stock.
Measurements are taken laying flat and should be doubled where applicable. The "best fits" size is just an estimate, and vintage sizing can vary from modern sizing. Please use measurements to ensure proper fit. The best thing to do is measure a similar item of your own, and compare. When an item has stretch, we will list the unstretched dimensions with the stretched measurement afterwards.
Once it's gone, it's gone! Most items we never see twice, with a few exceptions.
Sorry, we can't hold items as it's not fair to other buyers and can lead to confusion. We hope that it will still be available when you're ready to purchase.
Vintage denim was usually made without any stretch, unlike modern jeans. Check the measurements to ensure proper fit, and remember to give yourself a little wiggle room in the waist and hips, depending on your preferred fit.
You can use your store credit once your exchange has been delivered. Just let us know when you're ready and we'll make a coupon for you. Store credit never expires.
We're happy to take exchanges for store credit when the item is sent back within 7 days. Get in touch if you'd like to do an exchange. We don't do refunds. If there's an issue with your order, let us know.